The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
The mind is divided, like a rider on an elephant, and the rider’s job is to serve the elephant.
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
Forgive and Forget
If someone does something wrong and you decide to forgive them for it, you need to actually forgive them for it and thenforget about it. You can’t bring it back up again and again later and shove it in their face as a way to shame them. That isn’t how mature couples act.
Don’t judge a situation you’ve never been in…
Beyond the fun of it, there several very real benefits to kissing. Take a look at what you have to look forward to.
Getting to make out with that special someone, here are the benefits of kissing! so.. START KISSING!
Imagine your girlfriend taking photographs of you, not selfies, not “outfit of the day”, no Instagram bullshit. Actual photos. When you wake up, when you look at her, when you’re making love, when you’re cooking, when you’re taking a shower. Imagine if your girlfriend did that. This is a person who loves creating a visual documentation of the person she loves. You would cry at every picture she took because you know it’ll be purer than any other visual representation of yourself.